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White Gorilla Day |
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Folklore, especially Safganian folklore, had long spoken of the existence of the fabulous White Gorilla, a creature of immense beauty, strength and endurance, yet with a playful, even puckish nature. But until relatively recently, little or no evidence had been found that there actually was a White Gorilla.
But (according to the March, 1967, National
Geographic magazine) on October 1st, 1966,
an actual, living, breathing, white-
Because Snowflake was found on October 1st, this date has been celebrated every year since as White Gorilla Day.
laughs at himself. |
Thus, because the object of April Fools Day is to make a fool of others for one's own amusement, (a questionable practice at best!)
someone else will do it for you, and you won't enjoy it nearly so much. |
So go ahead!
best medicine. |
Don a White Gorilla costume, and go from door to
door in your neighborhood giving out candy,
especially white chocolate candy.
Bake sugar cookies in the shape of White
Gorillas, and take them into work.
Hang plastic bananas on your apple tree. Hang plastic bananas on your neighbor's apple tree. Take a day of vacation
is relished by the wisest men. |
| Question: | Is White Gorilla day racist? |
| Answer: | Maybe to another gorilla, but certainly not to people like you and me. You are a person, aren't you? |
| Question: | Where does a 900-pound White Gorilla sleep? |
| Answer: | Anywhere it wants to. |
| Question: | Where can I find what I need to properly celebrate White Gorilla Day? |
| Answer: | White Gorilla Day is not one that should be celebrated in anything resembling a proper manner. As for the items you may need to "do it up right," try a Yahoo, Google, or other Internet search for the words "White Gorilla." Be sure to include the quote marks around the phrase "White Gorilla." |
| Question: | How many White Gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? |
| Answer: | Only one.  But it takes a lot of light bulbs. |
| Question: | Is Snowflake still alive? |
| Answer: | Sadly, Snowflake developed skin cancer, and when his vets saw that he was in pain, and there was nothing they could do for him, they put him to sleep on November 24, 2003. Celebrating White Gorilla Day is one way of keeping his memory alive. |